S-Tog

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</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>S-Toget</b> er et transportmiddel udviklet af <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22DSB%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22DSB%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDSB%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-21192221925ed750bc2e6dd" href="/wiki/DSB" title="DSB">DSB</a> (Dansk Skjold mod Bombetrusler), konstrueret specielt til <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22menneske%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22menneske%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmenneske%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-21192221925ed750bc2e6dd" href="/wiki/Menneske" title="Menneske">mennesker</a> med <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Blodtype%20S%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Blodtype%20S%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBlodtype%20S%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-21192221925ed750bc2e6dd" class="new" title="Blodtype S (siden er ikke skrevet endnu)" rel="nofollow" data-uncrawlable-url="L3dpa2kvQmxvZHR5cGVfUz9hY3Rpb249ZWRpdCZyZWRsaW5rPTE=">Blodtype S</a> for at undgå en evt. spontan selvantændelse i et af DSB's normale tog. 
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Måden disse toge fungerer på er at, ved at altid komme mindst 17,795239781 minutter senere end lovet og derved få disse personer med blodtypen S til at spontant selvantænde på perronen og derved undgår DSB evt. materielskade.
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<h2 data-rte-spaces-before="1" data-rte-spaces-after="1" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"> Racer </h2>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Præcis ligesom Falaffel-vitser, findes der mange racer af S-Toge:
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Salt-Tog - lever kun i saltvand og er særligt kendetegnet ved, at saltminer er placeret i flere af de bagerste vogne.
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Sofus-Tog - disse sjældne toge insisterer på, at alle deres passagerer hedder Sofus, og på et stort måltid Farseret Kalkun efter hver tur.
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>SF-Tog - klæder sig altid i bowlerhat og stemmer altid på Solsjal Folkevognsparti.
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Sykopatisme-Tog - denne race S-Tog er blevet ulovlig i Roskilde Domkirke, efter at have været grund til flere såkaldte "selvmord". Kan desuden ikke stave.
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<ul data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><li>Sokke-Tog - bedre kendt som "Det Usynlige Tog", selv om kun paven ved hvorfor. Har aldrig eksisteret undtagen ved bryllupper.
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