Doctor Who

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<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><code data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><i>"Jeg er den som siger Jeg </i>ER<i>!!"</i></code><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;</p>
<dl><dd><code data-rte-washtml="1">~ <b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Doctor%20Who%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Doctor%20Who%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Doctor_Who" title="Doctor Who">Doctor Who</a> om at bestille tebirkes</b></code>
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><code data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true"><i>"Han har glimrende smag i beklædning..."</i></code><br data-rte-washtml="1" />&nbsp;</p>
<dl><dd><code data-rte-washtml="1">~ <b><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22wikitextIdx%22%3Anull%2C%22text%22%3A%22Oscar%20Wilde%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Oscar%20Wilde%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Oscar_Wilde" title="Oscar Wilde">Oscar Wilde</a> om Doctor Who</b></code>
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<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1"><b>Doctor Who</b> (Startet før <i><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Star%20Trek%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Star%20Trek%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BStar%20Trek%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Star_Trek" title="Star Trek" class="mw-redirect">Star Trek</a></i>) er et britisk belærende <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22TV%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22TV%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTV%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/TV" title="TV" class="mw-redirect">TV</a>-program til <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22b%5Cu00f8rn%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22b%5Cu00f8rn%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bb%5Cu00f8rn%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/B%C3%B8rn" title="Børn">børn</a>.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Doctor Who handler om en tidsrejsende massemorder, som forsøger at rette op på <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22en%20k%5Cu00e6mpe%20fejl%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Holocaust%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHolocaust%7Cen%20k%5Cu00e6mpe%20fejl%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Holocaust" title="Holocaust">en kæmpe fejl</a> der desværre lige kostede ham hans <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22hjemplanet%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22House%20of%20Prince%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BHouse%20of%20Prince%7Chjemplanet%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" class="new" title="House of Prince (siden er ikke skrevet endnu)" rel="nofollow" data-uncrawlable-url="L3dpa2kvSG91c2Vfb2ZfUHJpbmNlP2FjdGlvbj1lZGl0JnJlZGxpbms9MQ==">hjemplanet</a>, Galifrey. Dette gøres ved at lege <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Sherlock%20Holmes%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Sherlock%20Holmes%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BSherlock%20Holmes%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Sherlock_Holmes" title="Sherlock Holmes">Sherlock Holmes</a>, primært her på <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Jorden%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Jorden%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJorden%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Jorden" title="Jorden">Jorden</a>, og kun med folk der kan tale formfulendt <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22engelsk%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22engelsk%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bengelsk%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Engelsk" title="Engelsk">engelsk</a>. 
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":1,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Doctor Who, som egentlig bare kaldes <i>The Doctor</i>, er overhovedet ikke læge, men ynder at omgive sig med skønne <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ungm%5Cu00f8er%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Jomfru%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BJomfru%7Cungm%5Cu00f8er%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Jomfru" title="Jomfru">ungmøer</a>, primært fra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22England%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22England%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEngland%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/England" title="England">England</a><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3EHelten%20er%20ikke%20xenofob%20eller%20noget%2C%20men%20han%20kan%20kun%20lide%20briter.%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-0" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-0 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000001-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E1%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000002-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-0%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2258%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E1%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2259%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_note-0"><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>1<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span>.
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<h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Hovedpersoner</h2>
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<h3>The Doctor</h3>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Hvordan han lige går <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22g%5Cu00e5r%20rundt%20og%20ser%20ud%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Grim%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BGrim%7Cg%5Cu00e5r%20rundt%20og%20ser%20ud%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Grim" title="Grim">går rundt og ser ud</a> vides aldrig med sikkerhed, for skuespillerne skiftes ud efterhånden som <s data-rte-washtml="1">alderen lammer alle vitale dele af kroppen</s> tiden bliver moden. Nogle ting er dog gennemgående: han er en <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mand%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22mand%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmand%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Mand" title="Mand">mand</a>, han er <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22hvid%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Raceren%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BRaceren%7Chvid%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" class="new" title="Raceren (siden er ikke skrevet endnu)" rel="nofollow" data-uncrawlable-url="L3dpa2kvUmFjZXJlbj9hY3Rpb249ZWRpdCZyZWRsaW5rPTE=">hvid</a>, han har to hjerter også er han ikke rødhåret.
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<h3 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">The Master</h3>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Heltens ærkefjende, og ligner oftest <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Derek%20Jacobi%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Derek%20Jacobi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDerek%20Jacobi%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" class="new" title="Derek Jacobi (siden er ikke skrevet endnu)" rel="nofollow" data-uncrawlable-url="L3dpa2kvRGVyZWtfSmFjb2JpP2FjdGlvbj1lZGl0JnJlZGxpbms9MQ==">Derek Jacobi</a> eller en pjaltet version af <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22David%20Cameron%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22David%20Cameron%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDavid%20Cameron%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/David_Cameron" title="David Cameron">David Cameron</a>. Mesteren er den eneste overlevende <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Time%20Lord%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ur%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BUr%7CTime%20Lord%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Ur" title="Ur">Time Lord</a> fra planeten Galifrey, udover helten der naturligvis får alle damerne. Skurken her ønsker kun at få opfyldt sine ønsker.
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<h3 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">TARDIS</h3>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Dette bizarre apparat er Heltens tidsmaskine/rumskib/hjem/<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Bitchy%20k%5Cu00e6lling%20af%20en%20kone%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Anne-Grethe%20Bjarup%20Riis%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BAnne-Grethe%20Bjarup%20Riis%7CBitchy%20k%5Cu00e6lling%20af%20en%20kone%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Anne-Grethe_Bjarup_Riis" title="Anne-Grethe Bjarup Riis">Bitchy kælling af en kone</a>, og bruger en stor del af sin tid med at ligne en engelsk <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22telefonboks%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22telefonboks%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Btelefonboks%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Telefonboks" title="Telefonboks">telefonboks</a> fra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%2260%27erne%22%2C%22link%22%3A%221960%27erne%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B1960%27erne%7C60%27erne%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/1960%27erne" title="1960'erne">60'erne</a>. Navnet TARDIS står for <i>Tit And Rumpypumpy Dame of Intelligent Systems</i> som oversat betyder <i>Kneppemaskine</i>.
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<h3 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Heltinden</h3>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Er en lang stribe af forskellige <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Kvinde%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Kvinde%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BKvinde%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Kvinde" title="Kvinde">Kvinder</a>, men det gennemgående tema er at de har <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22patter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22patter%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bpatter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Patter" title="Patter">patter</a>. Som udgangspunkt bliver disse skuespillerinder castet i en lummer kælder et sted på <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Lolland%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Lolland%20Kommune%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BLolland%20Kommune%7CLolland%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Lolland_Kommune" title="Lolland Kommune">Lolland</a>, for seriens bagmænd gør deres yderste for at heltinderne er unge, lækre, gode til at bære stramt tøj, samt unge og lækre <span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3E%27%27%27Disclaimer%27%27%27%3A%20Spademanns%20Leksikon%20fral%5Cu00e6gger%20sig%20ethvert%20ansvar%20for%20varrige%20m%5Cu00e9n%20ved%20synet%20af%20figuren%20%27%27Donna%27%27%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-1" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-1 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000004-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E2%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000005-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-1%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-1%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2264%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E2%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2265%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_note-1"><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>2<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span> . 
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<h3 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Dr. River Song</h3>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true">Er en rum<a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22ark%5Cu00e6olog%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ark%5Cu00e6ologi%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BArk%5Cu00e6ologi%7Cark%5Cu00e6olog%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Ark%C3%A6ologi" title="Arkæologi">arkæolog</a> der har en mærkelig tendens til at heppe på <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Naziland%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tyskland%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTyskland%7CNaziland%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Tyskland" title="Tyskland">Naziland</a>, samtidig med at hun flirter med helten. Vi på Spademanns Leksikon ødelægger vist intet ved at afsløre, at Dr. River Song er datter af Amy Pond, som ses på billedet til højre.
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<h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Seriens Skiderikker</h2>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-filler="true"></p><h3>The Dalek</h3>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBillede%3Adalek.jpg%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7CD%5Cu00e5serne%20lever%20kun%20for%20at%20dr%5Cu00e6be%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Dalek.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Dalek%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22D%5Cu00e5serne%20lever%20kun%20for%20at%20dr%5Cu00e6be%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22D%5Cu00e5serne%20lever%20kun%20for%20at%20dr%5Cu00e6be%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/da.uncyclopedia/images/6/6b/Dalek.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20140820144559" width="180" height="192" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Dalek.jpg" data-image-key="Dalek.jpg"  type="image" />
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Kort fortalt, er en Dalek et lille, slimet <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22bl%5Cu00e6ksprutte%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22bl%5Cu00e6ksprutte%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bbl%5Cu00e6ksprutte%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Bl%C3%A6ksprutte" title="Blæksprutte">blækspruttekryb</a> i en blikdåse, der lever og ånder for at udslette andre arter. Der findes milliarder af dem, og de er svært bevæbnede. En spændende bonusinfo er, at de med 17.001% garanti er prototypen på <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22R2D2%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22R2D2%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BR2D2%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" class="new" title="R2D2 (siden er ikke skrevet endnu)" rel="nofollow" data-uncrawlable-url="L3dpa2kvUjJEMj9hY3Rpb249ZWRpdCZyZWRsaW5rPTE=">R2D2</a> fra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Star%20Wars%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Star%20Wars%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BStar%20Wars%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Star_Wars" title="Star Wars">Star Wars</a>.
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Særlige kendetegn for arten:
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<ul><li>Davros har skabt dem.
</li><li>De taler sjovt.
</li><li>De har et ét-partisystem hvor ingen er uenige.
</li><li>The Dalek Empire kunne muligvis<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3ENope%2C%20no%20chance%21%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-2" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-2 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000007-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E3%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000008-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-2%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-2%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2270%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E3%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2271%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_note-2"><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>3<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span> vinde i en krig mod the Imperium of Man fra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Warhammer%2040.000%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Warhammer%2040.000%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BWarhammer%2040.000%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Warhammer_40.000" title="Warhammer 40.000">Warhammer 40.000</a>.
</li><li>De er ret lamme på trapper.
</li><li>De spiser ikke børn, men dræber dem gerne.
</li></ul>
<h3 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Cybermen</h3>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><img data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22image%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBillede%3Acybermen.jpg%7Cleft%7Cthumb%7CNej%20Michael%20Bay%2C%20det%20er%20ikke%20Megan%20Fox%21%5D%5D%22%2C%22title%22%3A%22Cybermen.jpg%22%2C%22params%22%3A%7B%22alt%22%3A%22Cybermen%22%2C%22thumbnail%22%3Atrue%2C%22align%22%3A%22left%22%2C%22caption%22%3A%22Nej%20Michael%20Bay%2C%20det%20er%20ikke%20Megan%20Fox%21%22%2C%22captionParsed%22%3A%22Nej%20Michael%20Bay%2C%20det%20er%20ikke%20Megan%20Fox%21%22%7D%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" alt="" src="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/da.uncyclopedia/images/c/c0/Cybermen.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140820152251" width="162" height="311" class="image thumb alignLeft withCaption" data-image-name="Cybermen.jpg" data-image-key="Cybermen.jpg"  type="image" />
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->En Cyberman er en <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22mand%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22mand%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bmand%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Mand" title="Mand">mand</a> i en cyberdåse, deraf navnet. Cybermen er indiskutabelt<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3EJo%20det%20er%2C%20drop%20det.%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-3" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-3 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-0000000A-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E4%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-0000000B-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-3%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-3%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2276%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E4%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2277%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_note-3"><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>4<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span> prototypen på <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22C3PO%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22C3PO%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BC3PO%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" class="new" title="C3PO (siden er ikke skrevet endnu)" rel="nofollow" data-uncrawlable-url="L3dpa2kvQzNQTz9hY3Rpb249ZWRpdCZyZWRsaW5rPTE=">C3PO</a> fra <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Star%20Wars%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Star%20Wars%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BStar%20Wars%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Star_Wars" title="Star Wars">Star Wars</a>, men i en væsentligt mindre bøsset version. 
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true" data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Cybermen har nogle fordele som hverken <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Microsoft%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Microsoft%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BMicrosoft%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Microsoft" title="Microsoft">Microsoft</a> eller <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Apple%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Apple%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BApple%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Apple" title="Apple">Apple</a> kan konkurrerer med<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3EEndnu%2C%20red%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-4" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-4 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-0000000D-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E5%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-0000000E-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-4%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-4%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2282%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E5%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2283%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_note-4"><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>5<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span>:
</p>
<ul><li>De er i realiteten cyborgs.
</li><li>De "opdaterer" mennesker ved at putte dem i cybertøj.
</li><li>De har ingen hæmninger.
</li><li>De er, modsat Apples reklamers påstande, 100% virus-fri.
</li><li>De indeholder ingen statister: <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Britney%20Spears%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Britney%20Spears%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BBritney%20Spears%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Britney_Spears" title="Britney Spears">Britney Spears</a> lægger stemme til 3 af dem.
</li><li>De er lavet på en fabrik i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Tyskland%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Tyskland%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BTyskland%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Tyskland" title="Tyskland">Tyskland</a>, hvilket forklarer kvaliteten.
</li><li>De er genopladelige, men kan køre på AA-batterier.
</li></ul>
<p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->En gennemsnitlig cyberman<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3EDvs.%20dem%20alle%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-5" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-5 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000010-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E6%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000011-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-5%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-5%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2288%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E6%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2289%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_note-5"><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>6<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span> er derfor mennesket overlegent på alle tænkelige <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22punkter%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22G-punkt%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BG-punkt%7Cpunkter%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/G-punkt" title="G-punkt">punkter</a>: de har ingen følelser, ingen ønsker om at have følelser, ingen ønsker om at ønske sig følelser (osv. Vi stopper inden det går for vidt.)
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->De har ikke brug for <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22sex%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22sex%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5Bsex%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Sex" title="Sex">sex</a>, så de optræder ikke i <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22De%20Unge%20M%5Cu00f8dre%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22De%20Unge%20M%5Cu00f8dre%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BDe%20Unge%20M%5Cu00f8dre%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/De_Unge_M%C3%B8dre" title="De Unge Mødre">De Unge Mødre</a>, de læser ikke smuds-litteratur som <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Ekstra%20Bladet%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Ekstra%20Bladet%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BEkstra%20Bladet%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Ekstra_Bladet" title="Ekstra Bladet">Ekstra Bladet</a><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cref%3EMen%20de%20er%20faktisk%20meget%20aktive%20p%5Cu00e5%20%5B%5BNationen%21%5D%5D%3C%5C%2Fref%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22ref%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><sup data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_ref-6" class="reference" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_ref-6 class=reference"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255B%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000013-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E7%3Cspan%20data-rte-instance%3D%5C%221524-6844544335df58db78bb8f%5C%22%20data-rte-meta%3D%5C%22%257B%2522type%2522%253A%2522ext%2522%252C%2522wikitext%2522%253A%2522%253Cnowiki%253E%255D%253C%255C%252Fnowiki%253E%2522%252C%2522lineStart%2522%253A%2522%2522%252C%2522placeholder%2522%253A1%252C%2522extName%2522%253A%2522nowiki%2522%257D%5C%22%20class%3D%5C%22placeholder%20placeholder-ext%5C%22%20contenteditable%3D%5C%22false%5C%22%3E%7F%27%5C%22%60UNIQ4d3b382c5119ad66-nowiki-00000014-QINU%60%5C%22%27%7F%26%23x0200B%3B%3C%5C%2Fspan%3E%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_note-6%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_note-6%7C%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2294%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E7%3Cext%20_rte_wikitextidx%3D%5C%2295%5C%22%3E%3Cname%3Enowiki%3C%5C%2Fname%3E%3Cattr%3E%3C%5C%2Fattr%3E%3Cinner%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Finner%3E%3Cclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%3C%5C%2Fclose%3E%3C%5C%2Fext%3E%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_note-6"><span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5B%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">[&#x200b;</span>7<span data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Cnowiki%3E%5D%3C%5C%2Fnowiki%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22nowiki%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false">]&#x200b;</span></a></sup>&#x200b;</span>, de kører ikke streetraces, sover ikke, lyver ikke, dovner ikke, arbejder ikke, snyder ikke. En cyberman <b>ER</b> blot.
</p><p data-rte-fromparser="true"><br />&nbsp;<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Kan de så mere?
<!-- RTE::{"spaces":0,"type":"LINE_BREAK"} -->Næ.
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<h2 data-rte-empty-lines-before="1">Noter</h2>
<div data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22ext%22%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%3Creferences%5C%2F%3E%22%2C%22lineStart%22%3A%22%22%2C%22placeholder%22%3A1%2C%22extName%22%3A%22references%22%7D" class="placeholder placeholder-ext" contenteditable="false"><ol data-rte-washtml="1" class="references" data-rte-attribs=" class=references"><li data-rte-washtml="1" id="cite_note-0" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_note-0"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu2191%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-0%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-0%7C%5Cu2191%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_ref-0">↑</a> <span data-rte-washtml="1" class="reference-text" data-rte-attribs=" class=reference-text">Helten er ikke xenofob eller noget, men han kan kun lide briter.</span>
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<li data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" id="cite_note-1" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_note-1"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu2191%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-1%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-1%7C%5Cu2191%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_ref-1">↑</a> <span data-rte-washtml="1" class="reference-text" data-rte-attribs=" class=reference-text"><b>Disclaimer</b>: Spademanns Leksikon fralægger sig ethvert ansvar for varrige mén ved synet af figuren <i>Donna</i></span>
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<li data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" id="cite_note-2" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_note-2"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu2191%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-2%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-2%7C%5Cu2191%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_ref-2">↑</a> <span data-rte-washtml="1" class="reference-text" data-rte-attribs=" class=reference-text">Nope, no chance!</span>
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<li data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" id="cite_note-3" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_note-3"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu2191%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-3%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-3%7C%5Cu2191%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_ref-3">↑</a> <span data-rte-washtml="1" class="reference-text" data-rte-attribs=" class=reference-text">Jo det er, drop det.</span>
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<li data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" id="cite_note-4" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_note-4"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu2191%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-4%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-4%7C%5Cu2191%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_ref-4">↑</a> <span data-rte-washtml="1" class="reference-text" data-rte-attribs=" class=reference-text">Endnu, red</span>
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<li data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" id="cite_note-5" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_note-5"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu2191%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-5%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-5%7C%5Cu2191%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_ref-5">↑</a> <span data-rte-washtml="1" class="reference-text" data-rte-attribs=" class=reference-text">Dvs. dem alle</span>
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<li data-rte-washtml="1" data-rte-line-start="true" id="cite_note-6" data-rte-attribs=" id=cite_note-6"><a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22%5Cu2191%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22%23cite_ref-6%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Afalse%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5B%23cite_ref-6%7C%5Cu2191%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="#cite_ref-6">↑</a> <span data-rte-washtml="1" class="reference-text" data-rte-attribs=" class=reference-text">Men de er faktisk meget aktive på <a data-rte-meta="%7B%22type%22%3A%22internal%22%2C%22text%22%3A%22Nationen%21%22%2C%22link%22%3A%22Nationen%21%22%2C%22wasblank%22%3Atrue%2C%22noforce%22%3Atrue%2C%22wikitext%22%3A%22%5B%5BNationen%21%5D%5D%22%7D" data-rte-instance="1524-6844544335df58db78bb8f" href="/wiki/Nationen!" title="Nationen!">Nationen!</a></span>
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