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"When your will (bæ) is broken (bæ), When it slips (bæ) from your hand (bæ), When there's no (bæ) time for joking (bæ), There's a hole (bæ) in the plan"

~ Nelly Furtado om lort


er en substans, der emanerer fra rectum på de fleste dyr, inklusive os. Det danske udsagnsord bære betyder muligvis "at bære en bæ", da dette var noget af det første stenaldermennesket[1] kunne re. omtales altid i pluralis.[2] Fx flere , meget eller alle . En -repose er således en videreudvikling af menneskets muligheder for at transportere .

Forkortelsen l.a. dækker over beskrivelsen af indholdet i racermave eller "dagen derefter".

Bæsnyltereredigér

Andre lande har prøvet at koge suppe på det populære ord, fx BAE Systems (intelligente forsvarssystemer og rumfart) og de engelske flymodeller BAE 146 & AVRO 146-RJ.

Findes der perversioner med bæ i?redigér

Det korte svar er, ja, det gør der. Men uden at komme for meget ind i sindets irgange og lønlige afkroge, så kan vi med stentorisk stemmeføring fastslå, at saliromani,urolagni, skatologi, isme, nekrofili, koprofagi[3] og alle former for bakterielle fetich'er er noget forbandet svineri!

"Det kan I da godt, men det smager af lort. Jeg har selv prøvet ... flere gange"

~ Joan Ørting om hvorvidt et ældre ægtepar kan slikke hinanden bagi, uden først at have vasket sig efter toiletbesøg


Se også redigér

Nedenstående link beskriver forskellige tilstande af og giver dig mulighed for at identificere dem: [1]

Tyndskidte fodnoterredigér

  1. Årets gang i bondestenalderen, Gyldendal 2011 f.v.t.
  2. Også kaldet parlamentarisk flertal
  3. Et autentisk brev:
    Dear Ceara, I am plenty knowledgeable about all aspects of FEmale products and consider myself a true connoisseur. It is no lie or exaggeration when I say I’ve consumed in excess of two tons of FEmale excrement over the past 42 years. If I included non-excrement stuff, it would be nearer to four tons. YOU can see that this is no passing fancy for me. I live to be a toilet for GIRLs. Life would truly be pointless if I were cut off. In the past 42 years I’ve invested over $150,000 in my shit-eating pursuits. Naturally that’s money well spent, but as my life runs out, I want my final days to be a big and glorious event. From YOUR point of view, I’m just a decrepit and gross old shit eater, and my only worth is: I’m someone to shag as many bucks from as YOU can, but in my mind, I’ve paid my dues and put in my time, and as grand as it all was, I want only the best from now on. When I’m sitting around in my rocker on the porch of some old folks home, I want to remember the faces of GIRLs like YOU and let my imagination fill in the odors and taste YOU were willing to share with me. I want and need memories like that to sustain me in those final days. BTW, I also like sucking on and eating used menstrual products, eating drain hair, finger and toenails, belly button lint, boogers, used band aids, hacked up stuff, snot from when YOU’re sick, or anything else YOUR perfect FEmale body can produce. Maybe we can do other transactions in addition to these pee/poo packages. Bye for now. YOUR toilet, turdboy (aka kopkop) PS: YOU said my email almost made YOU vomit. I’m sorry about that, but if YOU do vomit, please try to do it into the container of poo. I will pay extra for it. Thanks.
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